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(New page: = Introduction = Ja, ich mag grosse arschbacken. = Getting Started = First, make sure you're not looking: killall -9 me Then, make sure you're sane chmod 666 me and submit to gott. cho...)
 
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= Getting Started =
 
= Getting Started =
First, make sure you're not looking:
+
First, make sure you exist:
 
  killall -9 me
 
  killall -9 me
Then, make sure you're sane
+
If you get
  chmod 666 me
+
me: no monkey killed
and submit to gott.
+
That means you must thank gott. Then, make sure you're sane
 +
  chmod 999 me
 +
and finally you can submit to gott.
 
  chown schiv me
 
  chown schiv me
  
 
= Troubleshooting =
 
= Troubleshooting =
 
Do not be foolish.
 
Do not be foolish.

Revision as of 06:53, 17 January 2008

Introduction

Ja, ich mag grosse arschbacken.

Getting Started

First, make sure you exist:

killall -9 me

If you get

me: no monkey killed

That means you must thank gott. Then, make sure you're sane

chmod 999 me

and finally you can submit to gott.

chown schiv me

Troubleshooting

Do not be foolish.