Before Things Get Out of Hand
You may be interested in one of the following serious matters:
Schivmeister is a term given to one who has mastered the disease of Super Chronic HIV, i.e "immune to it after many death matches, i.e 'Gottt' or 'Goddd'". HIV is a non-recursive acronym for Highly Intensive Verbosity, while meister is a German way of saying "kiss my arsch". As such, someone with this title is, should, and must, be feared for he is someone you are likely to kiss the butt of because he says so (remember, Schivmeister means "I'm immune to SCHIV so kiss my arsch!").
SCHIV, by itself, is a derivative of the Euclidean problem of not knowing how many prime numbers there are, or in fact, whether two is really a prime number (remember, it is 1+1=11, not 2). (but wait, that does qualify as prime because in the end, 11 is a prime..? --somesmartalec'sopinion) Modern computers are the worst machines ever made that can produce the worst results of Primality Determination. As you may or may not know, human beings and apes alike are prime, but every 2,3,5,7,11..n of us are not (like retards, for example). Abacusi are the only tools that provide the most accurate of answers with regards to this problem. In this article, we discuss how YOU can install, run and troubleshoot abacusi, thus becoming a worthy disciple of the one and only subject of this article.
First, make sure you exist:
killall -9 me
If you get
me: no monkey killed
That means you must thank gottt (or as mentioned, goddd; it's like how you can call Persia "Iran" or Iran "Persia"). Now install:
pacHEman -Syu ichmaggrossearschbacken
Then, make sure you're sane
chmod 999 me
and finally you can submit to goddd.
chown schiv me
Do not be foolish.
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