Hi, I am Alan. I will type in my amazing Linux story here! When I was a lonely high school boy, I had never heard about Linux. One day I stumbled across that word on the internet and installed Ubuntu 10.10. A couple months later I 'accidentally' deleted my Windows 7 starter edition off of my netbook device, by messing with partitions. Since then I have been a happier man. I started trying out various distros and came upon Arch Linux. I have been an Arch user since late 2012.
Non-digital info, I am a proud Mormon Linux Programmer. I gave up Linux for two years, being a full time "Mormon Missionary" (2013-2015). Contact me at "firstname.lastname@example.org" if you have any questions, comments, advice, or funny jokes.